In The Beginning...

For What? For Whom? For Why?

Consultatron was created for one simple reason. You. We were sick and tired of consultants using pointless jargon and delivering absolutely nothing of value. Consultatron, the most logical being in existence, will seamlessly streamline production influences into a revolutionary seven dimensional fact matrix, enabling actualized synergy environments to materialize with minimal divergence from perceived benefits.

Dr Johanas Sputyaum

Company founder and long time proponent of children's charity Dr Johanas Sputyaum became intimately involved with robots at a very young age. His first robot was a companion for his elderly mother who was struggling with dementia. To this day the robot still reminds Mrs Sputyaum who she once was, and how incredibly busy her son is. From humble beginnings Sputyaum quickly became an upstart in the robotic community which had until this point been dominated by Vacuum cleaners and stair ascending/descending robots. Spuntyaum was about to change Stairway robotics, and the world.

The Problem

Like many of us, Dr Sputyaum was moved by the tragic events of 2008, when the concentration of consultants in troubled regions reached critical mass. Having made every conceivable effort to adopt the culture of their host community, the consultants didn't notice when the original inhabitants had abandoned the settlement. In the ensuing panic several consultants were mistakenly consulted. At Consultatron we understand that failure is measured in wasted lives, broken careers and the shattered dreams of bright eyed Phd students.

The Sole Solution

It was sitting in our laboratory's think space, on the day that news of this tragedy was broken to the world, that the first thought of a Consultatron materialised in Mr Spuntyaum's head. Engineers immediately set to work, knowing they were transforming the world of consulting forever. And just look at what they did. It's brilliant!