Consulting Progress Bar

Tracking and reporting consulting can be a challenge. Challenges are a thing of the past with the convenient consulting progress bar.

Convenient Recharging Base

Consultatron uses jokes like "I just can't go without recharging in the morning I tell you what" to make you feel more comfortable with his requirement for a charge and the lengths he will go to for it.

Full Emersion Capability

Consultatron's ultra tough Aluminium exoskeleton can withstand culture shocks at depths which would crush a human consultants lungs. This revolution in under water consulting technology makes Consultatron ideal for consulting Angler-fish, Crabs and other underwater minorities.

Humerous Observations

The Consultatron is currently able to make 3 non offensive and humorous observations which delight those in its presence; this opens them up to the possibility of more consultation. These observations include comments on the quality control standards of airline foods and issues relating to the position of the toilet seat in heterosexual households.

Joke Confusion Faults Consultatron is aware of the intermittent fault where your Consultatron wonders where the toilet seat is left on an airplane and the punchline will not work. To reset the conversation politely laugh for a span of 3 minutes.

Multiple Input Formats

Consultatron can accept PDF, DOCX or Raw RFPs (stapled once in the top left hand corner)

Pneumatic Clamps

Consultatron tolerates no obstructions on the road to amicable and workable solutions.

Strategic Analogy Deployment

Consultatron has the ability to make timely and touching comparisons between complex interpersonal situations and common life experiences.

Carbon Neutral

Consultatron holds no opinion on carbon, the carbon economy, or carbonation of drinks. This stance is both wide and impressive. Consultatron is powered into the future by possibility not whale oil.

7 Dimentional Matrix

Raw data is always complicated, that's why we have simplified it by creating a 7 dimensional matrix which Consultatron uses to analyse:

Problems
Raw facts
Saturated facts
Animals
Vegetables
Minerals
6 Dimensional Matrix-es

Languages

The Consultatron has been programed to address those around it in more than 15 dead languages with the same condescending tone.

Temperature Variability

When the temperature plummets, Consultatron just carries right on consulting. Our studies have shown that Consultatron can effectively coordinate a focus group in ambient temperatures as low as -45 degrees.

Workgroups

Working with large focus groups can really burn a hole in your pocket, but with Consultatron your catering bill is lessened. Lessened learned.